Demons haunt my house because of your card trick!

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Demons haunt my house because of your card trick!

Post by WaterBottle on Thu May 05, 2011 5:25 am

<.<

So i did a few card tricks to this lady, she is 50 years old and nice (no i havent fucked her). She is a jehovas witness, so i doubted first to do it lolz. Anyway...
A button fell from her jacket on something in her bedroom closet, and that woke her up during her sleep. She came to the conclusion that because of my card trick demons now haunt, or atleast haunted her house that night. They are not allowed to do magic, gamble and stuff. The demons are punishing her! She gave me the advice to throw away my deck of cards.

Such a nice lady and actually good looking, but with a seriesly wicked mind



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Post by Boomlala on Thu May 05, 2011 9:26 am

Waterbottle - Aiding Lucifer's forces of evil since 2007.

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Post by eGG on Thu May 05, 2011 10:53 am

LOL
bang it mate!
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Post by Tony* on Thu May 05, 2011 3:31 pm

"Demons said they'll stop if I make love with you."
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Post by eGG on Thu May 05, 2011 7:58 pm

I would if i was demon, HARDCORE STYLIE, and smash a lamp or somethin
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Post by C.O.L.I.N. on Fri May 06, 2011 4:23 am

Tony* wrote:"Demons said they'll stop if I make love with you."
rofl xD

heh Marlon's everyday life is full of weird incedents!

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Post by Razor on Mon May 09, 2011 10:41 am

So now we have a second GrieVer?

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Post by WaterBottle on Fri May 13, 2011 2:33 am

C.O.L.I.N. wrote:
Tony* wrote:"Demons said they'll stop if I make love with you."
rofl xD

heh Marlon's everyday life is full of weird incedents!

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