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Post by Storm on Sat Jul 10, 2010 11:12 am

I just realised that I forgot 2 grams of hashish back home, in a small safe-deposit box that my mother know the code to. It used to be hers (the deposit box), but then she gave it to me when I was like eleven. I kept it there just to have it somewhere close, but then I forgot about it when I packed for this journey LOL. I have only used up about 1.5 gram -.-

I will be in military service for at least 1 month before I can visit home again, including this 2 week vacation. Let's hope she won't find it ^^
OR ELSE!!! pale Razz

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Post by Ross on Sat Jul 10, 2010 11:13 am

LOL nice one
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Post by Xris² on Sat Jul 10, 2010 11:15 am

Sucks to be you right now.
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Post by Boomlala on Sat Jul 10, 2010 11:35 am

Boomlala's on it.

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Post by Saint on Sat Jul 10, 2010 12:58 pm

Smile well done Emilio, yer mum will exile you to Paraguay right after military

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Post by Tony* on Sat Jul 10, 2010 2:31 pm

say it's oregano. Smile
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Post by Storm on Sat Jul 10, 2010 2:56 pm

Saint wrote: Smile well done Emilio, yer mum will exile you to Paraguay right after military
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lol @ tony

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Post by WaterBottle on Sat Jul 10, 2010 3:01 pm

Tony* wrote:say it's oregano. Smile

why the hell would he have oregano in a safe-deposit box? No fail lie lol <.<

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Post by Storm on Sat Jul 10, 2010 3:06 pm

"but mother, uh, uh, oregano is the same price as saffron now"

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Post by Matthew on Sat Jul 10, 2010 3:23 pm

Saffron is more expensive surely
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Post by Matthew on Sat Jul 10, 2010 3:24 pm

Suspect
Shit now i sound like Boom
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Post by Saint on Sat Jul 10, 2010 4:34 pm

Matthew wrote: Suspect
Shit now i sound like Boom
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Post by *Legend* on Sun Jul 11, 2010 1:39 am

Well that sucks lol. The worst bit is when they say "I'm not angry, just disappointed" lol

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Post by C.O.L.I.N. on Sun Jul 11, 2010 3:19 am

u can counter attack!
"Y where u loking through my personal stuff!!"

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Post by Tony* on Sun Jul 11, 2010 3:40 am

Backfire it to them: "Pff like you've never experimented with anything!"
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Post by Huni on Sun Jul 11, 2010 5:05 am

give it to me Razz
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Post by Storm on Sun Jul 11, 2010 6:20 am

Matthew wrote:Saffron is more expensive surely

duh. I just made an example of how dumb it would sound if I had to explain to mom that's it's oregano lol

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Post by Tony* on Sun Jul 11, 2010 6:51 am

My mom would fall for it Suspect
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Post by lone on Sun Jul 11, 2010 8:29 am

dude it's hash: it resemebles nothing and everything. Any excuse works

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